HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE NORMAL…!!!

1. you have a facebook account

2. you have a cellfone

3. you watch MTV

4. you are fully aware of adult stuff

6. you register 2 unlimited text

7. you sleep late

9. you were so busy u forgot to read no. 5

10. you actually scrolled up again to see if there is no. 5 (don’t worry because there is no no. 8 as well )

11. Now you are smiling, possibly laughing to yurself. Then you realize, perhaps you are not normal as you once thought…!!

NEW BONGOFLAVA!

Anaitwa Barnaba wimbo unaitwa- Milele Daima.
Credit to Dj Choka...
Enjoy.

CHEKA KIDOGO!

Kuna Mmakonde mmoja baada ya mkewe kujifungua mtoto wake alimwita Yesu, siku walipompeleka hospitali mambo yalikuwa hivi:

Daktari: Mtoto anaitwa nani?
Mmakonde: Anaitwa Yesu.
Daktari:Yesu?

Mmakonde: Eeh, anaitwa Yesu.
Daktari: Kwa nini unamwita Yesu na si jina lingine.
Mmakonde: Mimi naitwa Joseph na mke wangu anaitwa Mariamu mtoto wetu ataitwa nani?

Mganga: Sijakuelewa una maanisha nini?
Mmakonde: Hujanielewa nini, kwani Mariamu na Joseph mtoto wao si anaitwa Yesu? Mbona hamkuwauliza, unaniuliza mimi?”
Majibu ya Mmakonde yalimuacha hoi Daktari.

MVUVI WA UKWELI!

Hali ya hewa imeanza kuwa nzuri kidogo, na inasemekana kuwa siku ya pasaka jua litawaka.Hivyo basi PASAKA yangu mimi nitaisherehekea kwa kwenda hukooo bush,kujaribu bahati yangu kwa mara nyingine mwaka huu.Kama nitafanikiwa kukamata samaki nitawaonjesha wadau wangu wote.Niombeeni wajameni.

DOGO ANA MAPOZI BALAA!

Ikiwa wewe ni mmoja wapo wa wale ambao huwa wanakuwa na wakati mgumu wakati wakupiga picha,yaani hujui ukae vipi au usimame vipi wakati wakupiga picha....Basi chukua pozi hilo kutoka kwa dogo.You will look even more SEXYYYY!

Vyuo Vikuu Afrika havitambuliwi.

Kuorodhesha vyuo vikuu kulingana na umaarufu ni desturi inayokua kwa kasi sana katika sekta ya elimu ya juu.

Orodha hiyo, inayojumuisha vyuo vikuu vilivyo maarufu zaidi duniani, ina walakini kwani bara zima halimo.

Hutapata hata chuo kimoja kutoka bara la Afrika kwenye orodha hiyo.

Vyuo vikuu vilivyoorodheshwa ni vya Marekani, Ulaya na baadhi kutoka China na Korea Kusini huku Afrika ikiwa imesahaulika.

Mazungumzo yanayohusu utandawazi wa vyuo vikuu yanatumia lugha ya kuvutia iliyorembwa kwa mada ya ushirikiano wa kimataifa, pamoja na mzunguko wa fedha katika mitandao ya kimataifa.

Ni rahisi sana kupotoshwa na mafanikio ya vyuo hivi ambavyo mazoea ni kuwatunukia watu tuzo na kujionyesha.

Swali ni, ikiwa ushindani wa kimataifa wa vyuo hivi utajikita katika hadhi na uwezo wa vyuo vichache, na hivyo basi bara zima likasahaulika, mambo yatakuwa vipi?

BRAND NEW VIDEO,UNAPATA MAMBO.

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Our shemeji from Nigeria na dada Yetu Elizabeth au (MR & MRS PAM)wameshirikiana na kutengeneza kitu kinachoitwa UNAPATA MAMBO.Video imetengenezwa Tanzania na Nigeria.Big up sana Elizabeth na Kevin.
The next Beyonce and Jay -z.
WEEKEND NJEMA WAPENDWA.

Premature birth gene 'discovered'.

A gene linked to premature births has been discovered, scientists in the US and Finland have said.

The researchers hope their study, published in PLoS Genetics, could eventually lead to a test for women at risk of a pre-term birth.

In the UK, one in 10 babies is born before the 37th week of pregnancy, with potential problems for their health.

The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists said it would help to identify a percentage of those at risk.

The international team of researchers looked to human evolution in their hunt for genes linked to premature births.

In comparison to other primates and mammals, humans have relatively large heads and narrow birth canals.

Acceleration

The researchers, at Vanderbilt University, Washington University and the University of Helsinki, believed there must have been an evolutionary pressure to "adapt and shift the time of birth" to produce a smaller baby.

They looked for DNA which showed evidence of "accelerated evolution" - genes which have mutated more in humans than in other primates.

They identified 150 genes.

A gene linked to premature births has been discovered, scientists in the US and Finland have said.

The next step was to look for an association with premature births, so the researchers compared those 150 genes in 328 Finnish mothers, some of whom had premature births.

A strong association to pre-term births was found in variants of the FSHR - or follicle stimulating hormone receptor - gene.

Follicle stimulating hormone acts on receptors in the ovaries to encourage follicle (a sphere of cells containing an egg) development and production of the hormone oestrogen.

'Greatest risk'

Professor Louis Muglia, from the department of paediatrics at Vanderbilt University, said: "Ideally we'd like to predict which women are at greatest risk for having pre-term birth and be able to prevent it. That would really have an impact on infant mortality and the long-term complications of being born prematurely."

Professor Ronald Lamont, spokesperson for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, said: "I think it's fantastic, it's a good group of well respected people doing this research."

He said the risk of premature birth was likely to be a mix of genetic and environmental factors.

"In the future we will be able to identify a percentage of people at risk. It won't be the be all and end all, but it will contribute to our knowledge."

In a separate study, a team at Washington State University believe they have identified why eggs are produced which result in miscarriage and birth defects.

TAFAKARI YA JUMAPILI!

Nawatakia jumapili njema waungwana.....

I`M TAKING YOU BACK INTO TIME.....

Milli Vanilli ni miongoni mwa wanamziki waliotamba sana miaka ya 80-90...Binafsi nilizipenda na nitaendelea kuzipenda nyimbo zako daima.
Moja wapo wa nyimbo zilizotamba enzi hizo ni huo hapo juu(Girl, I'm gonna Miss You.)
Wacha tukumbushie enzi hizo mdau.

10 RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE…!!!

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It’s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It’s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It’s important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It’s important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It’s important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn’t lie to you.

9. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It’s very, very important that these nine women do not know each other

FACTS ABOUT LIBYA!

Interesting indeed but could this be true? How come then the easterners (those from Benghazi and other towns) are damn anti Gaddafi?

Some other facts (that mainstream media will never tell you) about this “terrible dictator and blood sucking monster” Gaddafi who “terrorizes” his own people and Libya:

- Credits to Libyan citizens were given with NO interest.

- Students would get paid the average salary for the profession they are studying for.

- If you’d be unable to get the employment the state would pay the full salary as if you were employed.

- When you got married the couple got an apartment or house for free.

- You could go to college anywhere in the world. The state paid 2,500 euros plus for accommodation and a car.

- The cars were sold at factory cost.

- Libya does not owe money, (not a cent) to anyone. No credits.

- Free education and health care.

- 25% of population with a university degree.

- No beggers on the streets and no homeless (until this bombing).

- Bread costs $0.15.

No wonder the US and other capitalist countries do not like Libya. Gaddafi would not consent to taking the IMF or World Bank credits at high interest rates. In other words Libya was INDEPENDENT! That is the real reason for war in Libya! He may be a dictator, but that is not the US problem.

HIVI NYOKA ANAWAKILISHA NINI KWENYE NOTE YA SHILLING MIA TANO?

NOTE YA ZAMANI.

NOTE MPYA.

Kwa wale waumini wa dini ya kikiristo au wale wanaopenda kusoma biblia kwenye kitabu cha MWANZO kuna stori ya Adam na Eva ambapo walidanganywa na NYOKA na kulila lile tunda.....baada ya hapo maovu yakaanza.
Pale NYOKA aliwakilisha uovu/majaribu na utumishi wa shetani.Sasa je huyu nyoka wa kwenye shilingi mia tano yeye anawakilisha nini?
Tafadhali kwa wale wanaofahamu naomba wanijuze.

ADAM LUSEKELO IS NO MORE.

Ni huzuni na majonzi kwa kwa wanablog na watanzania wote kwa ujumula kwa kumpoteza mwenzetu.
MUNGU AILAZE ROHO YA MAREHEMU ADAM LUSEKELO MAHALA PEMA PEPONI.

GREAT WEEKEND PEOPLE!

Nawatakia mwisho mwema wa wiki,na pia muwe makini na taarifa mtakazo zipokea leo...coz its FOOLS DAY.Mie nimeshapokea sms kibao za kufurahisha na kusikitisha,bila kushituliwa kuwa leo ni siku ya wajinga ningeshadata.

SPANKING NEW BONGO FLAVA!

Anaitwa mwana FA, jina la wimbo ni UNANIJUA UNANISIKIA.
Enjoy.