CHEKA UNENEPE..HAWA WATOTO WAMENIVUNJA MBAVU ZANGU.

Umeiona X wewe? Hahahaa

Huyu naona alimkumbuka Beyonce.

KILA MTU ANA MAWAZO.

10 Beautiful - life lessons;

1. Laugh with true friends that lift you up.

2. Jokes which purposely hurt others are not jokes but bullying.

3.Those who curses and call others names are the ones with low self esteem, don’t allow them to pull you down to their level.

4.We grow with each experience and choice-poor or good, learn from them.

5. Forgive those who hurt you and ask forgiven when wrong…move on either they accept it or not.

6. Live purposefully life.

7. Be careful whom you let in your life and heart (Guard your heart♥ ), we became whom we associate with.

8. Beautiful people are those who overcome.

9. Some people are in your life for a season, know when to let them go.

10. Make tomorrow better than yesterday.

MAPINDUZI YA MUZIKI WA KIZAZI KIPYA (BONGO FLAVA)Bi Cheka ft Mh Temba - Ni wewe

Mcheki huyu bibi alivyochana hahahaa.Nawatakia mwisho mwema wa wiki.

EAST AFRICAN GOSPEL STAR ROSE MUHANDO SIGNS MULTI-RECORD DEAL WITH SONY MUSIC

Global recording company Sony Music Entertainment is proud to announce the signing of East African Gospel Star Rose Muhando to its roster of artists, which includes some of the most important recordings in history.

The signing was announced at a press conference in Dares Salaam, Tanzania on the 9th February 2011, and is the first deal of its kind for East Africa.

Rose Muhando is undoubtedly one of Africa’s biggest selling and most acclaimed gospel artists, with millions of fans throughout East Africa and her home country Tanzania. The gospel diva has now been signed to a multi-album recording deal with Sony Music, and a fullservices management deal with Sony Music and ROCKSTAR4000.

Sony Music Entertainment Africa views the continent of Africa as a highly important music development frontier and believes that some of the best talent in theWorld is currently creating and performing music across the continent.

Sony has set its sights on becoming the primary partner of the best Africa has to offer and has high hopes that with its assistance, African musicians can achieve new Pan African and Global success.

“We’re so excited about the wealth of talent we are discovering literally daily inAfrica.” says Managing Director of Sony Music Entertainment Africa Sean Watson. “Rose is a magnificent example of the level of talent we mean to invest in. Her gift is quite extraordinary and we are very proud to be her partner. We count her alongside us as a pioneer of a new era in African music.”

'Its a new and exciting time for amazing talent and music from Africa to shine and we are thrilled to have a star like Rose as part of the family and to represent Rose through the next chapter of her very successful career' said Jandre Louw, CEO of ROCKSTAR4000 Music Entertainment.

‘I am thrilled and honored to be working with great African talents. Rose Mhando is a new addition to this roaster of clients that embodies what Rockstar 4000 believes and stands for. She is an Iconic local Tanzanian brand that we will develop to become an International brand’ added Christine Seven Mosha, Music and New business of ROCKSTAR4000

Rose was so excited and thanked God for all he has blessed her with.

Rose Muhando was born in 1976 and was raised in Dodoma, Tanzania. On being deathly ill, Rose converted to Christianity and it was this move, her leading the choir at her local church and her meeting Nassan Wami that prompted her first album recording.

Today Rose lives in Dar Es Salaam where her career has flourished over the last 10 years. To date, Rose's first album shattered sales records, selling over 5 million copies. She currently has her second album (JipangeSawaSawa) out, which has already sold well over 1.3 million copies.

The magical voice has not been restricted to Tanzania and she has toured extensively across the African continent, covering cities in Kenya, Mozambique, South Africa, Malawi. Congo, Uganda. Rose has also been well received in the United States.

MZEE YUSUF bids FAREWELL PARTY after successful U.S TOUR.

Picha nimetumiwa na blog ya www.semaukweri.blogspot.com

SPANKING NEW VIDEO,DIAMOND "MAWAZO"

So fresh so clean.Nimeipenda hii video kwa kweli.

What Makes a Woman Wife Material?

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Thank God it`s weekend again,Wish you nothing my dear readers but fabulous weekend.I leave you with a topic to think about,What Makes a Woman Wife Material?

VIVAZI VILIYONIACHA HOI GRAMMY AWARDS 2012.

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Huyu sijui tumuite mama Askofu  lol..(Nick Minaji )

Baba Askofu na mama askofu, watu wanavituko dunia hii balaa.

Lady Gaga huyu tumeshamzoa na vituko vyake.

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Duuh!hapa sijui hata niseme nini.

Huyu angalau alieleweka kidogo.

REST IN PEACE WHITNEY.WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU .

 

Whitney ni miongoni mwa wanamziki ambao nawakubali sana.Too sad ametangulia mbele ya haki.

Akiwa na Familia yake.

Whitney na aliyekuwa mume wake. 

BYE BYE BYE.

SNOW!

Jacket kuuubwa,baridi mchezo.

Bongo wakiwa wanateseka na jua sisi tuteseka na barafu.

Nikiwa njiani kueleka mahali ambapo wakati wa summer huwa tunaita beach.

Siyo Yesu peke yake alitembea juu ya maji hata mimi,hahahaa can you imagine nipo katikati ya bahari.Huwezi amini wakati wa jua huwa tunaogelea hapa,lakini kwa sasa ndio kama hivi.Gosh.

Nawatakia mwisho mwema wa wiki.

MATOKEO YA KIDATO CHA NNE 2012 YALIKUWA NA VITUKO VYA AINA YAKE.

HUYU NDIYE ALIYONGEZA MATOKEO YA KIDATO CHA NNE MWAKA 2012 KWA MKOA WA DAR ES SALAAM..

Anaitwa Moses Swai kutoka shule ya Feza Boyz ambae alikua anachukua kombi ya Science...Moses ameeleza kua ndoto zake ni kuja kua Doctor japokua kwasasa anapendelea sana mambo ya I.T na kueleza kua amefurahi sana kwa matokeo hayo na kua ana plan za kuendelea na elimu yake ya A.Level.

WAKATI HUO HUO, kuna mwanafunzi mwingine yeye alipoona mtihani mgumu akaamua kuandika mistari ya BONGO FLEVA.Duuuh dogo ni nomaaaa.Soma alichokiandika hapo chini.

“nashukuru sana wote wanaosahihisha huu mtihani wangu, nitakapofeli nitaendelea na fani yangu ya bongo fleva, majita yangu yako levo za juu na sio East zuu, ukiona vyaelea ujue vimeundwa”

“acha utani my girl, unauja nyumbani umezizi, mwenzako huku naona sijiwezi, kazi hiyo ya kuzizi nakwambia ukweli mwanzo ulikua mzuri lakini mwisho ukawa mbaya”

Why Women Cry?

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry..

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

Yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed"

"You see," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

BARIIIIIDI.

 Was so happy to meet this girl again,we used to work together in Tanzania.So amerudi Sweden rasmi na baada ya kutua tu Sweden safari ya kwanza ilikuwa kuja kuniona.

 Sofia and I in Stockholm.

 Having some lunch.

 Kiswahili chake akiongea utacheka,but she is really trying.

Sofia na Nasir.

VAZI LA KITENGE LINAZIDI KUPANDA CHATI.

 Wadada wakiwa wamevalia vazi la kitenge.

Hapa likiwa limenakishiwa na kitambaa cha satini waoooh.
Siku za hivi karibuni vazi la kitenge limetokea kupendwa na watu na hata kujizolea  umaarufu duniani. Tumeshaona hata wasanii wakubwa ulimwenguni kama,Rihanna ,beyonce na wengine wengi wameonekana wamevalia.

Ten great rules that will help you remain poor all your life.

1- Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too
hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs. Why hurry to get up?

2- Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start
spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how
you spent it.

3- Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save
when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to
your burning needs.

4- Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated". How can
you ? A graduate? Engage in petty trade or home production? That is for
people who never went to school.

5- Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and
gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions
of shillings? Even though half of the businesses in your town were started
with a few thousand shillings, you as a smart person can only start with
millions.

6- Complain about every thing except your own attitude; Blame the system,
employers, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They
are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7- Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on
credit and borrow from friends and employers.

8- Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the
members in call centre. Whenever your neighbor buys a new phone, get one
that is more expensive.

9- Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your
gross monthly pay. That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder
the implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.

10- Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving
parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them
to suffer. 

That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure
they cannot help you in your old age.

If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to
invite poverty in great measure to your homestead. That way, all important leaders, will spend lots of hours thinking about you, planning how to upliftyour daily expenses..

AFRO HAIR....WAMEPENDEZA EEEH!

1969 Angela Davis

1969 Marsha Hunt

 1972 Pam Grier

1973 Diana Ross

                                                                                        1977 Chaka Khan
Photos credit to vanity butterfly blog.