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Thursday, 28 July 2011

48% Of Men Would Dump Girlfriend If She Gained Too Much Weight!

Je waweza muacha yule umpendaye eti tu kwa sababu  amenenepa ghafla?
That's disappointing eeeeh! anyway read this......

A new survey of roughly 70,000 people across the United States found that nearly HALF of the men participating would no longer want to be with their partner if they gained too much weight!
Women were MUCH MORE understanding about weight gain as only 20% would dump their partner for the same reason.

Whatever happened to loving a girl for her personality, guys?
Here are some other fun facts from the survey:
- A third of men believed that women start to loose their looks at the age of 40, while a quarter believe that a woman is beyond her prime after 50.

- 23% of women believed a man never loses his looks.
- Men were more likely to lie about the number of sex partners they had been with.
- 42% of men considered a women "sexually promiscuous" if she had slept with over 10 men.

Nearly the same amount of women considered a man overly promiscuous if he had slept with over 20 women.
- 18% of men admitted to telling a women "I love you" solely to sleep with them.

- Two-thirds of men had fantasized about their partner's friends, while a third of women admitted to having done the same.
- 51% of men wished they had a bigger penis, while only 18% of women wished the same for their partner.

Wednesday, 27 July 2011

SPANKING NEW BONGO FLAVA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTER...

Wish you nothing but a happy life.

Oslo terror attacks a wake-up call to Norway .


I was shocked to hear that Norwegian madman Anders Behren Breivik will serve a maximum of only 21 years in jail for brutally murdering 92 of his fellow countrymen.

This is the man who detonated a car bomb in Oslo, killing eight people, before he went to an island 40 kilometres away, where he shot dead 84 defenceless youth in cold blood. He apparently did this to express his revulsion at Islam. Pure madness.

The attacks were a wake-up call to Norway to toughen its laws with a view to discouraging similar attacks in the future.
What Breivik did shows that terrorism has no religion. It is the work of sick minds, and has nothing to do with religion.
Terrorists kill indiscriminately, and this is exactly what Breivik did.

The worst terror attack in the US before the 9/11 atrocities was not carried out by Muslim extremists, but a Christian American called Timothy McVeigh, who murdered 168 people when he detonated a massive truck bomb in Oklahoma City in 1995

Friday, 22 July 2011

Breaking neeeews,Bomb Explosion in Oslo Norway.


Muda mchache uliopita kumetokea mlipuko mkubwa wa mabomu katika jiji la Oslo karibu na makao makuu ya serikali ya Norway,ambapo mpaka sasa inasemekana watu wawili wamepoteza maisha na wengine wengi kujeruhiwa.

Is Britain more corrupt than it thinks?

Britons love to lecture the world about integrity and the rule of law, but the News of the World phone hacking scandal has laid bare a web of collusion between money, power, media and the police.Far from the innocent, upright democracy of its self-image, Britain is showing a seamy side that anti-corruption campaigners say is getting worse and may be politically explosive as society becomes more unequal due to the financial and economic crises.
Behind a facade of probity, London offers a haven for oligarchs and despots, a place where foreign media magnates have bought access to and influence over the government.The scandal engulfing Rupert Murdoch's media empire has already destroyed a newspaper, cost two top police officers their jobs, seen the arrest of powerful media figures and embarrassed the prime minister and political elite.

But it points to a bigger problem in British society -- overly cozy relationships among elites that are ethically dangerous, even when they do not involve outright criminality.Britain says it has been bolstering its legal and regulatory system. Just this month a new law on bribery tightening rules for UK firms operating abroad entered force.
But some of the world's leading transparency campaigners say that the hacking scandal exemplifies unhealthy links between power and money."The bottom line... is that for some time there has been undue influence on UK governments and public policy by powerful private interests," says Daniel Kaufmann, senior fellow at the Brookings Institute in Washington DC.
"It is ... often a more sophisticated form of high-level political corruption. It may not be strictly illegal -- or it may be more subtle -- but that does not mean it is not very costly for society or the economy," said Kaufman, a former director of the World Bank Institute and creator of the closely watched Worldwide Governance Indicators.
Read more http://www.thecitizen.co.tz/editorial-analysis/47-columnists/13028-is-britain-more-corrupt-than-it-thinks

TYRA BANKS ON EMPOWERING WOMEN

Monday, 18 July 2011

UMEME TANZANIA MMMMMH.

Tanzania imeongeza mgao wa umeme na kuufanya kuwa mkali zaidi kutokana na vyanzo vyake katika mabwawa ya umeme kupungua maji.

Mabwawa hayo yamepungua maji kwa kiwango kikubwa kutokana na ukame.
Lakini Shirika la Umeme Tanzania TANESCO limeahidi maeneo muhimu kama hospitali hayataariwa na mgao huo.

Afrika Mashariki inaripotiwa kuathiriwa na ukame mkali kwa miaka 60 iliyopita.
Watu wapato milioni 10 wanahitaji msaada wa chakula hasa nchini Somalia, Kenya na Ethiopia.
Tanzania inategemea zaidi ya nusu ya vyanzo vyake vya umeme kupitia mabwawa hayo.
Source BBC.

Saturday, 16 July 2011

lADIES IN PINK...

mimi




Kelly Rowland

 Wish you all fabulous weekend...

Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony SPLIT!


Wow. We did NOT see this one coming.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have announced that after seven years of marriage, they will be getting divorced!

According to a joint statement:

"We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved, and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time."

So unexpected! What happened??

Either way, we just hope that they can keep things as amicable as possible in the future, for the sake of their children!

Stay strong, guys.

Friday, 15 July 2011

KWA NINI WATOTO WADOGO HUJIFUNZA LUGHA NGENI KWA HARAKA KULIKO WATU WAZIMA?

Well,nimekuwa nikijiuliza mara kwa mara inakuwaje watoto wadogo hasa hasa wa umri kuanzia miaka 3 mpaka 10 hivi inakuwa ni rahisi kwa wao kujifunza lugha mpya/ngeni namaanisha mbali na lugha mama.

Sikuwahi kulifikiria hili mpaka nilipohamia hapa Sweden na kuona jinsi lugha inavyotutoa jasho.Labda nitoe mfano mmoja nina rafiki yangu kutoka Liberia yeye alikuja hapa Sweden na mtoto wake wa miaka 7,wameshaishi hapa kwa muda wa kama miaka miwili na nusu sasa.

Mama hawezi kuongea sentesi moja kwa kiswidi akaeleweka pamoja na kuwa amesoma kiswidi kwa miaka 2,na pia sio kwamba ni mbumbu ana master degree in political science aliyoipata huko kwao.

Mtoto wake anaongea kama vile amezaliwa hapa na ana lafudhi ya kiswidi kabisa.Huu ni mfano tu, wapo wengi au tupo wengi ambao tunajifunza lugha ukubwani inakuwa matatizo.So kama kuna lingustic yeyote ambaye anaweza kutupa sababu za kitaalamu atusaidie.

Why don’t more young Tanzanians go abroad?


In Europe, Australia or the US, it is common among well-educated young people to spend some time in a foreign country doing voluntary work.

Ambitious youngsters get involved in many projects that afford them the opportunity to work for one year in a developing country. Their governments support them by paying for their air tickets, accommodation, food and flights.

However, a good number of volunteers still cater for their own expenses, just to have that foreign experience.

In Africa, Tanzania has over the years become one of the most popular destinations for young volunteers.

This is due to a number of reasons, but mostly because many in Europe and the US consider it safe and peaceful.

But: What about the Tanzanians? For a long time, it has only been volunteers from developed countries going abroad, while young people from developing countries never get the chance to stay for a long time in Europe or US to learn something about a foreign culture.
So, how can there be a real cultural exchange?

Thursday, 14 July 2011

KENYANS AND BARGAINING....ARE THEY THIS BAD SURELY? LOL....

Operator: Thank you for calling Kenya Airways. How may I help you?
Kenyan: Hallo. Germany ni pesa ngapi?

Operator: That will be Ksh 55,000 one-way.
Kenyan: Lakini si hiyo ni bei ya kuongea?

Operator: Am afraid the price is fixed.
Kenyan: Na nikishukia France nitembee hapo pengine?

Operator: Sir, the price for the flight is fixed.
Kenyan: Hata nikasimama?

Operator: That is not allowed on the flight sir.
Kenyan: Haya basi, nitakaa kwa shimo yenye iko katikati ya viti. Hiyo ni pesa ngapi?

Operator: Sir, I said the price for the flight is fixed.
Kenyan: Ai? Wacha nipigie Juma.

Operator: Who is Juma sir.
Kenyan: He is my relative. You see my grandfather had three wives. So Juma is the son to the brother of my sister's cousin from the second wife of the brother of my grandfather. Anafanya kazi huko kwenu. Am sure ataongea na wewe mnibebe sare.

Operator: Am afraid that will not be possible sir.
Kenyan: Haiya. Na wewe ni mgumu? Na mzigo je?

Operator: We allow 25 kgs carry-on luggage per passenger sir.
Kenyan: I have about kilo mia moja.

Operator: We will charge you Ksh 500 per extra kilo.
Kenyan: Si nitajishikia? Ni gunia moja tu. Nitashikia hapo nyuma ya pilot.

Operator: Am afraid only hand luggage is allowed sir.
Kenyan: Jesus! Nyinyi watu mnatunyanyasa. Ninaomba serikali iangalie hii mambo. Ok. Wacha nitalipa hiyo pesa.

Operator: Thank you.
Kenyan: Oh! Just one more thing. Naenda na Jane, mtoto wa sister yangu. Huyo si naweza kumshika tu?

Operator: How old is she sir?
Kenyan: Ni mtoto. She is only sixteen.

Operator: Am afraid that will be an additional ticket sir.
Kenyan: What do you mean another ticket? Mtoto. Lakini si ni half price kwa sababu ni mtoto eh?

Operator: No sir. She will pay the same rate as an adult sir.
Kenyan: Ai? Ksh 110,000. Hiyo ni mingi sana . Kwani ni plot nanunua? Ai? Hapana. Wacha twende na Meli.

Monday, 11 July 2011

DOGO NOMAAA!

Muangalie dogo anavyojiamini,kama vile anasemaa..........aaaah  malizia mwenyewe.

Friday, 8 July 2011

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!

JAMANI JUA LINAWAKA KAMA LA KWETU KULEEEE...
TUPO LIKIZO KILICHOBAKI NI KUZURULA TUUUUU!
NI JOTO BALAA,HAKUNA TOFAUTI NA LILE JOTO LA DAR KWA SASA ....


NAWATAKIA MWANZO MWEMA WA MWISHO WA JUMA,MIMI NIMEANZA WEEKEND  YANGU LEO...

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

WADADA MPOOOO!

Jamani hili vazi mimi limeniogopesha utafikiri nyoka lol....

uwiiiiiiii
mmmmh
Hili sijui ni povu..
hili kama vyuma vile

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

‘Posho! Posho! Posho!’ Is this the real issue in Tanzania?


                                                 Mr Makwaia wa Kuhenga.

We are living through very interesting times!
An opera is underway in the very august House of the representatives of the people of this country, Parliament. One day you will hear one honourable MP saying he is ‘sending back to sender’ his posh and expensive four-wheel-drive vehicle and another day you will hear another MP saying he will no longer sign up for his daily allowance due to him while parliament is in session!

Eh! Bwana! All these things, uttered by a couple of our honourable MPs, have made splash front-page headlines in our daily tabloids. But the question is: Is this stance the real issue in the overall context of the development of this country? Or are these simply typical noises one would hear in a neo-liberal social economic order just like those noises one hears in a market place (gulio)?
Or more appropriately, aren’t these noises simply populist – intended to hoodwink the majority of the poor people of this country now that the search for the next president of this country has begun come the General Election four years from now?   

As I followed these utterances and the subsequent headlines they have made in the print media, someone has come to say to me: “Look, ignorance is bliss sometimes. One is more at peace with himself/herself if one does not know what is happening…

He went on: “These guys making these noises to make an impression to the people of this country that they care have been pocketing Sh90 million immediately after taking oath of office as members of Parliament, this is over and above the Sh7 million they pocket monthly as salaries, not to speak of the not less than Sh300,000 a day they pocket as daily allowances when Parliament is in session and so on and so forth.

Why didn’t they speak up in 2005 when they first entered Parliament and wait for this time? What a difference this money they now reject could have made if it was channeled to improve the public health and education sectors?”

Indeed, ignorance is bliss sometimes! One of these days, I will be coming up with a theme related to this saying! But for now, let us address the market place noises we are being subjected in the context of the last question poised by a friend of mine on what difference the money our honourable MPs are suddenly declining to pocket would have made to our very poor public health and education sectors, to mention but only the two basic ones to the lives of the people of this country.

To start with, I do not know the politics of the honourable MPs who have made headlines in rejecting the posh and expensive four-wheel-drive vehicles and the poshos (allowances), do you? Are they left-wing or right-wing politicians? What is the ideology of their political parties? All I can gather about them is their tendency of taking a jibe below the belts of some inept guys in the ruling party and hurling mabomu about some misdeeds of others in the polity!

This is one point. Another point is that the ruling party itself seems to have abandoned its sustainable ideological path of socialism and self-reliance whose raison d’être was to fend for the poor majority of the people of this country. In the last three decades, it has embraced the principles of a market force economy, hook, line and sinker!
Had it played along with pressures of the International Monetary Fund and World Bank conditionalties to
“structurally” adjust the economy those days after the first Administration of Dr Nyerere and chosen instead to restructure the economy with Tanzanian “characteristics” as the Chinese had put it, while strategically and tactfully pursuing the ujamaa agenda, the very poor state of the majority poor of this country would have been averted.

Who does not know, even among all our Members of Parliament from all political colouring that the public education and health sectors are the most miserable in this country? Who does not know that this country has been considerably de-industrialised to the extent that the whole country has been turned into a huge super market for goods not produced here?
Who is worried about this situation? Why hoodwink the people about non-issues, which are plain populist stances?

Just take a look at our public schools, that is, those schools run by the government. They are in poor, miserable and pathetic conditions.
Who is worried or concerned? Even those schools reputed as “private” schools, now mushrooming everywhere, what is the quality of education in those schools? Who inspects them to at least discern whether their quality is commensurate with the fees they charge  parents?
Just go to hospitals run by the government.

 What do they look like? They resemble prisons, don’t they? If you can have patients sharing one bed or sleeping on a bare floor, what impression does one get?
So please, let us all be serious, most of all, those whom we have chosen to represent us in the National Assembly.
This country is now on the brink: perilously poised to explode because of the obvious contradictions between the filthily rich minority and staggering poor majority who have no hope but are subjected to hoodwinking noises of returning this vehicle but pocketing Sh90 million on the other hand!

Makwaia wa Kuhenga is a senior Tanzanian senior journalist and author.


IT`S SUMMERTIMEEEEEE!

Mimi

My wifi.
The Öhmans on board.



Just love the song even though couldn`t catch a single word...DANSA KUDURO OYI OYI OYI  lol....
SIKU NJEMA WAJAMENI.

Monday, 4 July 2011

WATU WAMECHOKA NA HAYA MAISHA.


Yale yale ya Bush kupigwa na kiatu sasa yamemkuta Nicolas Sarkozy(French president.Check walivyomkuda.Hehehe kabla sijasahau na Ali Hassan Mwinyi naye alinasagwa kibao eheee!
Swali ninalojiuliza hivi hawa watu huwa wanajiamini nini mpaka kuamua kufanya hivyo?
AU NDIO ILE NIMESHAJICHOKEA NA MAISHA LIWALO NA LIWE.

Sunday, 3 July 2011

SPANKING NEW BONGO FLAVA!


NAWATAKIA JUMAPILI NJEMA WOTE...LAKINI NAONA KAMA NIMECHELEWA VILE,aaah anyway wanasema better late than never.

HII NI KALI YA MWAKA!


AMA kweli duniani kuna mambo. Mwanamume wa India, Kailash Singh mwenye umri wa miaka 65, huenda akashika chati ya watu wanaotoa harufu mbaya za mwili na nywele, kwani kwa miaka 37 hajaoga wala kukata nywele na ndevu zake.

Sababu kubwa ya Singh kushindwa kufanya hivyo na nadhiri aliyokuwa ameiweka kwamba, ataoga, kukata nywele na kunyoa ndevu endapo atabahatika kupata mtoto wa kiume.

Kwa mara ya mwisho alikutana na maji kwa maana ya kuoga ilikuwa kabla ya sherehe ya harusi ya kumuoa mkewe, Kalavari Devi mwaka 1974.

Singh anaelezea sababu ya msimamo wake huo kuwa ni sharti la utabiri aliopewa na mmoja wa kiongozi wa dini ya Hindu kuwa atakapopata mtoto wa kiume, basi mtoto huyo atakuwa mwenye mafanikio makubwa sana kwenye maisha yake na atakuwa tajiri sana.

Ni miaka 37 imepita, lakini Singh anaendelea na msimamo wake wa kutooga mpaka pale atakapofanikiwa kupata mtoto wa kiume.

Sing ana jumla ya watoto saba wa kike, lakini juhudi zake zote za kupata mtoto wa kiume bado hazijazaa matunda.
SOMA ZAIDI
http://habarileo.co.tz/wikinyota/?n=18765